I found the Parisian Pimp Store!! It’s a lot like the one in Boston (Porto Classica) – shady sales-people, outrageous clothes for huge people, etc. For those of you lucky enough to be heading to Paris and want to check it out, here’s the scoop:

Barracuda
9 Boulevard Rochechouart, 75009 (9th Arrondissment)
Tel: 01 42 82 15 63
Metro: Barbés-Rochechouart

I got some awesome, electric blue shoes there for only 400 FF (about $55).