So it’s really hard to say “Irish Swiss Cheese,” but apparently it’s quite tasty. According to the guy in the supermarket, at least. Who knew they made that there? I’ll let you know how it is…

It was 11:30 PM when I got home last night, and there was a cryptic note on the whiteboard saying “Dan called, it’s very important, call him back tonight.” Only one problem: which Dan? My friend from Brandeis who’s getting married this weekend, or my landlord? I can’t call either of them at 11:30 at night without being sure they’re the right person. So *69 pulled through in the clutch, and I got the number (which I didn’t recognize, and had to run through Anywho’s reverse lookup). Dan & his fiancee asked if I wouldn’t witness the signing of the Ketubah at their wedding. Honored as I am, I need to learn how to sign my Hebrew name by Sunday. Any clues?