Maybe yesterday was the end of the world: the Red Sox won the world series, there was a lunar eclipse last night, and I got a cell phone.

Unfortunately, the only call I’ve made on the new phone was to 911 to report a pretty horrific bicycle vs. taxicab accident I saw last night after the game was over. I’m amazed the biker wasn’t hurt more than he was, as the cab ran a red light and slammed into him at about 20 miles an hour and the biker wasn’t wearing a helmet. Scary shit.